PINATA SWING AND MISS FULL

The killer piñata (Davinia Palmer) wants revenge for all the piñata deaths, and is starting now.

Beer is had, drinking games commence, couples pair off, and the absorbent tissue paper carnage begins! The weekend gets derailed when the guys (Billy Chengary and Nate Bryan) show up. If Lindsey Goodman (Eliza-Jane Morris) had just gone out of town with her parents, none of this would have happened, and I would have missed out on some prime Saturday night fun! Luckily for us all, Lindsey is having some questions about her sexuality and opts to stay home, and hang out with her friend Rosetta Stone (yes, I’m serious) (played by Lindsay Ashcroft). Set in Chicago, Killer Piñata, written by Stephen Tramotana and Megan Macmanus, and directed by Stephen Tramontana, takes place during Thanksgiving weekend. Growing up in Southern California, I’ve seen a lot of piñatas, and more than likely, I’ve taken a stick to my fair share of the traditional donkey piñata, so when I was offered the opportunity to review KILLER PIÑATA, I HAD to swing at the chance!

PINATA SWING AND MISS FULL

Lots of awkward modern art of full frontal females? Check

Dramatic slow motion footage of piñatas getting beaten? Check

Pinata swing and miss